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th3newblack

later you can sing to me like a shining star

but i'd rather do you on the backseat of my car

Name:
a fear-ridden gigolo meets a mean dungeon delver
Location:
Sacramento, California, United States
Website:
devArt
External Services:
  • dines in hell AIM status
Schools:
Pleasant Valley Elementary School - Novato, CA (1992 - 1997)
Sinaloa Middle School - Novato, CA (1998 - 2000)
San Marin High School - Novato, CA (2000 - 2001)
Sacramento City College - Sacramento, CA (2008 - present)
Interests: (150)
70's fashion, 70's interior design, abnormal psychology, ant man, avengers, ayyyyhlbert weskaaaah, bad horror movies, bar fights, berserk, bitch. i love you, bromance, butz/faris, buuuuccckkkky!, cecil harvey, chris redfield, chrono trigger, crackho x hobo, cravats, croagunk, crusading for jill, cuntal tunnels, deine lakaien, dio's rippling trapezius muscles, dr. robotnik, drinking songs, edgar/locke, edge geraldine, edward/edward, el marketado los buttsex, endearing heroes, epic training montages, excuuuse me princess, existential psychology, fabulous 80s manga, fanfic where everyone dies, fanservice, faris scherwiz, faris/edge/irvine, ff6 soccer au, ffii, ffiv, ffv, ffvi, ffviii, final fantasy, fist of the northstar, gettin' crunk, guns, hank pym, harry mason, horror, i've succeedeeeeeed, industrial, irondickery, jaunty hats, jesus christ it's a lion, jojo's bizarre adventure, josuke has two daddies, jotaro/mina, kool keith, lil jon, locke cole, locke's magical sex bandana, lol internet, lost odyssey, maury is a douche, misogyny, mother 3, namor, nick fury, not bitching this up, octopuses, oldschool nintendo, orpheus no mado, ot3s, otv = celery, passionate male friendship, pokemon, poo on peace, rallying the troops, rap, really bad fanfiction, resident evil, riyoko ikeda, rokku's modern life, rose of versailles, rubicante/cecil, russia, russian folk music, russians, setzer gabbiani, setzer/faris, setzer/terra, shadow is a douche, sherry birkin, shipping everyone lawl, silent hill, sizer, smashing marvel's kneecaps, sonic the hedgehog, spare parts man, sparta, spartans are fucking crazy, spicy hot loligasms, spoony bards, squirrel girl, stardust crusaders, stone ocean, sunshine fairytales, surprise buttsecks, survival horror, tall invisible squall, terra branflakes, the big board, the brothers karamazov, the legend of zelda, thoughithinkitsbasicallythesameasffvisetzer, tidus has two daddies, timbaland, tony stark, tony stark's fab 80's perm, tony/everyone, torunn has two daddies, totally tolten, troubled-truckers-with-hearts-of-gold, turning_my_girlfriend_into_a_submissive_homemaker, tuuni staak, ultimate gambit's perm (rip), unicorns, verysmallvolcanoesinthelung, video games, viking rock, vintage, violent displays of affection, violinist of hameln, weaponry, west coast, what has science done?, where's the paper towels?!?!, wild colors, william birkin, woe-ver, yoshitaka amano, your mom last night, zebra print, zooooombies, ¯\(º_o)/¯, Александр Буйнов, Триада, ಠ_ಠ
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